The Beak Doctor, keen on living up to the responsibility of the ancient Codes of Construction, has committed its vast resources to the investigation of all auditory pathogens, and the exposure of these same sonic germs to the saliva of hungry ears.

These viruses include Evan Parker, Derek Bailey, Greg Goodman, Rova, Henry Kaiser, Mats Gustafsson, and George Cremaschi. There is no immunization.